Sigyatfad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive turtle.

Sigyatfad created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigyatfad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sigyatfad, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sigyatfad's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Sigyatfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not keep eight bats in a large pit.