Cunvegcen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable jackal.

Cunvegcen created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunvegcen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cunvegcen, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Cunvegcen's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Cunvegcen's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. You must pray to Cunvegcen four times a day.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not commit murder.