Jarnrutstip is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever fox.

Jarnrutstip created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnrutstip, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jarnrutstip, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jarnrutstip's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Jarnrutstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Jarnrutstip loves snails, so they must be honoured.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never eat green fruit.