Dablargfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a large, compassionate turtle.

Dablargfarn created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dablargfarn, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dablargfarn, she will turn you into a duck.

Dablargfarn's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dablargfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five snakes in a large pit.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

5. Always help birds in need.