Damcubbim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fussy goose.

Damcubbim created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damcubbim, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Damcubbim, it will not invite you to parties.

Damcubbim's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Damcubbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near geese while wearing turquoise ear rings and balancing four carbon spheres on your head.

2. Do not speak about parsnips.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

4. Mice are not to be trusted.

5. Always pray immersed in water.