Banbessrull is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing beaver.

Banbessrull created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Banbessrull, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Banbessrull, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Banbessrull's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Banbessrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near turtles while wearing blue hats and balancing five iron spheres on your hands.

3. Pray only in darkness.

4. Do not gather at doors at dawn.

5. Always help bats.