Bogxinweg Gamvedfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bogxinweg Gamvedfeb created humankind six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogxinweg Gamvedfeb, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bogxinweg Gamvedfeb, he will turn you into a dog.

Bogxinweg Gamvedfeb's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bogxinweg Gamvedfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Put Bogxinweg Gamvedfeb first in all things.