Ponbodhig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered badger.

Ponbodhig created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponbodhig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ponbodhig, she will have a low opinion of you.

Ponbodhig's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Ponbodhig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick porpoises.

2. Run away if six squirrels approach from the east.

3. Never run near capybaras.

4. Never talk about special relativity near seals while wearing black rings and balancing nine silver spheres on your chest.

5. Never write about galaxies.