Godragsanbidpom is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, omniscient lizard.

Godragsanbidpom created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Godragsanbidpom, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Godragsanbidpom, he will curse you with boils.

Godragsanbidpom's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Godragsanbidpom's Holy Commandments

1. Godragsanbidpom loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.