Venveengatbad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, overgenerous giraffe.

Venveengatbad created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Venveengatbad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Venveengatbad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Venveengatbad's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Venveengatbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never mention monkeys.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Venveengatbad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.