Sasgommat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, smart armadillo.

Sasgommat created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasgommat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sasgommat, he will turn you into a rat.

Sasgommat's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Sasgommat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Sasgommat on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sasgommat.

5. Never feed nuts to grasshopers while wearing skirts.