Rowdamrat is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, dishonest zebra.

Rowdamrat created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowdamrat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rowdamrat, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rowdamrat's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Rowdamrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Feed all hungry ants.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.