Xucktonart is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, caring pig.

Xucktonart created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucktonart, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Xucktonart, it will be very unhappy.

Xucktonart's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Xucktonart's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never paint your hands pink.

4. Always treat otters with great respect.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.
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