Hentarpsat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, pitiless fox.

Hentarpsat created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hentarpsat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hentarpsat, it will strike you with lightening.

Hentarpsat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Hentarpsat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.