Cepjipwon is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, boastful otter.

Cepjipwon created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepjipwon, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cepjipwon, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Cepjipwon's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cepjipwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mice.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Always treat gulls with great respect.

5. Feed all hungry porpoises.