Gepkonshav is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, egotistical dingo.

Gepkonshav created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepkonshav, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gepkonshav, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gepkonshav's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Gepkonshav's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gepkonshav first in all things.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Gepkonshav must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never paint your hands pink.
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