Betquartyatt is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, effective shark.

Betquartyatt created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Betquartyatt, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Betquartyatt, he will laugh at you.

Betquartyatt's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Betquartyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven great tits in a large pit.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Never look in ponds.