Omingutart is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic hedgehog.

Omingutart created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omingutart, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Omingutart, she will refuse to believe in you.

Omingutart's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Omingutart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Run away from purple goats, for they are unholy.