Gomgessnell is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ruthless beaver.

Gomgessnell created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomgessnell, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gomgessnell, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gomgessnell's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gomgessnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never mention capybaras.