Gedtargfed is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm
dolphin.
Gedtargfed created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gedtargfed, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Gedtargfed, it will refuse to believe in you.
Gedtargfed's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Gedtargfed's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gedtargfed.
2. Never talk about gravity near dogs while wearing yellow stockings and balancing nine carbon spheres on your head.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Do not wear gold on your body.