Gedtargfed is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm dolphin.

Gedtargfed created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedtargfed, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gedtargfed, it will refuse to believe in you.

Gedtargfed's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Gedtargfed's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gedtargfed.

2. Never talk about gravity near dogs while wearing yellow stockings and balancing nine carbon spheres on your head.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.