Wipcidran is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful ferret.

Wipcidran created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipcidran, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wipcidran, it will turn you into a duck.

Wipcidran's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Wipcidran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about dark energy.

3. Never mention bats.

4. Never feed lots of rice to whales while wearing magenta dresses.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.