Pangmobvab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unfair donkey.

Pangmobvab created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangmobvab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pangmobvab, it will come to you in dreams.

Pangmobvab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Pangmobvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Pangmobvab loves manatees, so they must be respected.

4. Always treat whales with great respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.