Konbarnhon Minmapxemwotdabvabtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind dryad.

Konbarnhon Minmapxemwotdabvabtarp created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konbarnhon Minmapxemwotdabvabtarp, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Konbarnhon Minmapxemwotdabvabtarp, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Konbarnhon Minmapxemwotdabvabtarp's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Konbarnhon Minmapxemwotdabvabtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Konbarnhon Minmapxemwotdabvabtarp's name in vain.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.