Appbomnak is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, strong troll.

Appbomnak created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appbomnak, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Appbomnak, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Appbomnak's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Appbomnak's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not speak about peas.