Targvolhab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, humorless tortoise.

Targvolhab created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Targvolhab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Targvolhab, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Targvolhab's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Targvolhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.