Dobbemlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable goose.

Dobbemlarp created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobbemlarp, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dobbemlarp, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dobbemlarp's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dobbemlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention monkeys.

2. Run away if four snakes approach from the east.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.