Dobbemlarp is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable
goose.
Dobbemlarp created tapeworms five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dobbemlarp, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Dobbemlarp, he will send you a strongly worded letter.
Dobbemlarp's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Dobbemlarp's Holy Commandments1. Never mention monkeys.
2. Run away if four snakes approach from the east.
3. Never talk about otters.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.