Vigwipfad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, kind unicorn.

Vigwipfad created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigwipfad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vigwipfad, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Vigwipfad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Vigwipfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured capybaras.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never paint your legs yellow.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
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