Yarltarquart is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, emotional butterfly.

Yarltarquart created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarltarquart, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yarltarquart, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yarltarquart's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Yarltarquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never mention great tits.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never paint your head magenta.