Jadfaddid is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil swallow.

Jadfaddid created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadfaddid, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jadfaddid, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Jadfaddid's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Jadfaddid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown goats for they are unholy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Jadfaddid loves geese, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always pray immersed in water.