Bisshudpid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong ferret.

Bisshudpid created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bisshudpid, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bisshudpid, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bisshudpid's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bisshudpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

3. Do not take Bisshudpid's name in vain.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always look after injured moths.