Fottig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful gnu.

Fottig created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fottig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fottig, she will turn you into a plant.

Fottig's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fottig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four shrews approach from the west.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Worship no other gods but Fottig.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. You must never eat limes.