Ponjamsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, temperamental dryad.

Ponjamsaw created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ponjamsaw, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ponjamsaw, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Ponjamsaw's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ponjamsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat spinach.

2. You must love Ponjamsaw.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.
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