Dunyarptan Cadrowpid is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, temperamental tapir.

Dunyarptan Cadrowpid created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dunyarptan Cadrowpid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dunyarptan Cadrowpid, she will be mildly annoyed.

Dunyarptan Cadrowpid's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dunyarptan Cadrowpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Never bounce near horses.

5. Always stare at clouds.