Somnurlfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy raven.

Somnurlfoss created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Somnurlfoss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Somnurlfoss, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Somnurlfoss' most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Somnurlfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never mention monkeys.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Erect four lead sculptures of Somnurlfoss on top of important buildings.