Barngofgat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, amazing lion.

Barngofgat created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barngofgat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Barngofgat, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Barngofgat's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Barngofgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Do not eat apples.

3. You must love Barngofgat.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about asteroids.