Karfossbastlunzak Latspagbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient walrus.

Karfossbastlunzak Latspagbaf created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karfossbastlunzak Latspagbaf, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Karfossbastlunzak Latspagbaf, it will turn you into a tree.

Karfossbastlunzak Latspagbaf's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Karfossbastlunzak Latspagbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick shrews.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Pray towards the south.