Dibbadtab is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unfair frog.

Dibbadtab created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dibbadtab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dibbadtab, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dibbadtab's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dibbadtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near goats while wearing fawn stockings and balancing six zinc spheres on your hands.

2. Never think ill of sick dogs.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Never run in the presence of whales.