Pitditbid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent lobster.

Pitditbid created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitditbid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pitditbid, it will turn you into a hamster.

Pitditbid's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Pitditbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of badgers.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pitditbid.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Never play with disobedient children.