Hanflanbop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, kind scorpion.

Hanflanbop created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanflanbop, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hanflanbop, he will destroy your home solar system.

Hanflanbop's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Hanflanbop's Holy Commandments

1. Hanflanbop loves dogs, so they must be respected.

2. Always obey Hanflanbop's priests.

3. Erect three iron sculptures of Hanflanbop on top of important buildings.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Do not listen to music.