Rotgudbus is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody dingo.

Rotgudbus created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotgudbus, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rotgudbus, it will destroy your favourite star.

Rotgudbus' most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Rotgudbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Rotgudbus on top of all buildings.

3. Always obey Rotgudbus' priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never hurt ducks.
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