Bentadjin is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, boastful owl.

Bentadjin created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bentadjin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bentadjin, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bentadjin's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bentadjin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven capybaras approach from the east.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always pray immersed in water.