Fetganlop is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud dove.

Fetganlop created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fetganlop, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fetganlop, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fetganlop's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Fetganlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fetganlop's name in vain.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.