Dodnabfas is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unfair cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dodnabfas created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dodnabfas, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dodnabfas, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dodnabfas' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dodnabfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt aardvarks.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

4. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

5. Do not kill eagles.
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