Gesshamarmjin is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, proud
wombat.
Gesshamarmjin created Europe twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Gesshamarmjin, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Gesshamarmjin, it will turn you into a dog.
Gesshamarmjin's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Gesshamarmjin's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair purple.
2. Never talk about dwarf planets.
3. Do not wear blue clothing.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never hurt whales.