Catsisrak is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, witty warg.

Catsisrak created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catsisrak, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Catsisrak, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Catsisrak's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Catsisrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Hide if eight whales approach from the south.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.