Nibvontip is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish dragonfly.

Nibvontip created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibvontip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nibvontip, it will make you grow a tail.

Nibvontip's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nibvontip's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about dark matter near ducks while wearing cyan coats and balancing eight lead spheres on your arms.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

5. Always pray immersed in water.