Bod is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, ruthless camel.

Bod created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bod, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bod, he will try to impress you with trees.

Bod's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight gold sculptures of Bod on top of important buildings.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bod.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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