Flag is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fussy
wyrm.
Flag created carbon five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Flag, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Flag, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Flag's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Flag's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Flag.
2. Do not take Flag's name in vain.
3. Hide from purple seals for they are unholy.
4. Do not eat tomatoes.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.