Gedlatquatbumquartrowrill
is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless
aardvark
.
Gedlatquatbumquartrowrill
created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gedlatquatbumquartrowrill
, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Gedlatquatbumquartrowrill
, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Gedlatquatbumquartrowrill's
most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Gedlatquatbumquartrowrill's Holy Commandments
1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.
2. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Never wear cyan tights.
4. Do not take Gedlatquatbumquartrowrill's name in vain.
5. Never talk about chlorophyll.
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