Botgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sage cow.

Botgeb created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botgeb, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Botgeb, she will throw large rocks at you.

Botgeb's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Botgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always treat sharks with great respect.

4. Do not keep three grasshopers in a large pit.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.