Bemcinvon is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, self-assured butterfly.

Bemcinvon created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bemcinvon, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bemcinvon, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bemcinvon's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bemcinvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lemons.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bemcinvon.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.